I Can't Go To College

I can’t go to college.
I can’t go to college, because I can’t afford it.
I can’t afford it, because I am not good enough for any scholarships.
I am not good enough for any scholarships, because nobody believes in me.
Nobody believes in me, because I want to major in English.
I want to major in English, because that is what drives me.
That is what drives me, because there is so much to learn.
There is so much to learn, because I know so little.
I know so little, because I can’t go to college.
I can’t go to college.