Dear Boy Across The Room,

Blow your nose good sir

My goodness you're disgusting

There is the door handle this in private

Remove the snot from your nose

Keep your finger out of your nostril

My goodness you're disgusting

Take the tissue I am offering

Find some manners in your soul

Remove the finger from your mouth

My goodness you're disgusting

Do you know where that finger has been

Please at least try to act your age

Stop that huffing and puffing

My goodness you're disgusting

They can hear you breathing in China

Attempt to be a gentleman

Don't scratch your tongue with your hand

Pull up your pants and buy a belt

Wash your hair on a more regular basis

I can't look you in the eye

I can't bare to have you near

I can't listen to you sniffle any longer

You may think that your amazing

but

My Goodness You're Disgusting